Catchy & Crazy.....!!

1. For those of you using Windows, do the following:

*Open an empty notepad file

* Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes).

* Save it as whatever you want.

* Close it, and re-open it.is it just a really weird bug?You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"

2. The number of text messages sent and received every day exceeds the worlds population.

3. The founders of Google didn't know HTML and just wanted a quick interface, thats one of the main reason why the home page is so bare!!

4. The name "Google" comes from a spelling mistake, the founders intendent to write "Googol".

5. Google comes from the word googol, which is 1 followed by a hundred zeros!

6. The highest amount of money paid for a domain name is for business.com, $7.5 million.

7. 28% of IBM employees are Indians!

8. Bill Gates began programming computers at age 13!

9. Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of number 13 and Paraskevidekatriaphobia is fear of Friday the 13th.

10. The ZIP in Zip Code means "Zoning Imrovement Plan".

11. Each King in the Deck of playing cards represents a great King from the History.

1. Spades - David

2. Clubs - Alexander The Great

3. Hearts - Charlemagne

4. Diamonds - Caesar

Just for Laughs

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A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish."
The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, "I'd want peace in the Middle East."
The genie responds, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits."
The programmer then says, "Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes."
At which point the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."
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CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM:

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA:

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN:

It Still Does Nothing

SCSI:

System Can't See It

MIPS:

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

DOS:

Defunct Operating System

WINDOWS:

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

OS/2:

Obsolete Soon

TooPnP:

Plug and Pray

APPLE:

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM:

I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT:

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

COBOL:

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

LISP:

Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

MACINTOSH:

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

AAAAA:

American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW:

What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!"
To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
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